OOOH MY GOSD IM CRYING. BAD DRAGON CAME OUT WITH A PRODUCT CALLED “TEENIE WEENIES” AND THEYRE MINIATURE VERSIONS OF THEIR DILDOS THAT YOU COLLECT
THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS. IM BUYING EVERYBODY I KNOW A TEENIE WEENIE
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
This is adorable
well this is certainly a thing
Favorite Characters: Nick Miller (New Girl)
↳ “Nick is delicate. Like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.”
i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
ed sheeran when did you get a tumblr
o.0 are you new to cam girls? I mean, I don’t mean to be rude, but what we do is not like the porn dvd you pay for in the back of a sex shop. We’re not the girl cast as a sexy school girl, we’re creating personable and quality content of ourselves, by ourselves. We create, film, edit everything on our own. I spent the last two days in bed, glued to my laptop, sifting through 4-5 hours of content to create two long HD videos. I also have not slept in at least 36 hours. My last video I drove 3 hours, booked a hotel, just so I could do a video in the snow. I work tirelessly to produce quality, entertaining, and satisfying content.
If you’re looking for cheap porn, you can find cheap porn. Cam girls are not cheap porn.
not to mention the fact that porn actresses in porn videos get paid hundreds or even thousands a scene, and they just come in and do their thing. most of the time, they don’t make anything off the film after that. their company does the rest of the work and the film is put out for whatever price.
we do everything on our own. we don’t have people that shoot our videos or edit them or market them. we do EVERYTHING on our own. never question a camgirls pricing.
I love being horribly straightforward. I love sending reckless text messages (because how reckless can a form of digitized communication be?) and telling people I love them and telling people they are absolutely magical humans and I cannot believe they really exist. I love saying, “Kiss me harder,” and “You’re a good person,” and, “You brighten my day.” I live my life as straight-forward as possible.
Because one day, I might get hit by a bus.
Maybe it’s weird. Maybe it’s scary. Maybe it seems downright impossible to just be—to just let people know you want them, need them, feel like, in this very moment, you will die if you do not see them, hold them, touch them in some way whether its your feet on their thighs on the couch or your tongue in their mouth or your heart in their hands.
But there is nothing more beautiful than being desperate.
And there is nothing more risky than pretending not to care.
We are young and we are human and we are beautiful and we are not as in control as we think we are. We never know who needs us back. We never know the magic that can arise between ourselves and other humans.
We never know when the bus is coming.